Seriously? You want a custom-made pirate hat?<BR><BR>Look, if you don't have a piece of cyasma-infused leather sitting in a bank vault somewhere, there's nothing I can do for you. Even the Invalesco don't bother with it anymore.<NEXTPAGEBUTTON>&quot;It so happens, I do!&quot;</NEXTPAGEBUTTON> Well, well. Been hoarding this somewhere, have you? No, none of my business.<BR><BR>Let's get you that hat. Which color did you want?<NEXTPAGEBUTTON>&quot;Let's see...&quot;</NEXTPAGEBUTTON> Let me guess: You've found everything but the cyasma-infused leather.<BR><BR>Want my advice? If you haven't found it by now, you're not going to.