You know what makes me angry? People who refer to the "art of alchemy."<BR><BR>It's a science, people!<BR><BR>For example, rigorous, peer-reviewed research tells me inside the Golden Labyrinth one can find blood crystals—congealed pain from the labyrinths' many victims.<NEXTPAGEBUTTON>"Science says that?"</NEXTPAGEBUTTON> Yes! There's a whole method and everything!<BR><BR>Science involves sacrifice, too. Like those people who died in the Golden Labyrinth to make the blood crystals you're going to gather.<BR><BR>It's all quite scientific.<NEXTPAGEBUTTON>"What do blood crystals do?"</NEXTPAGEBUTTON> We don't know...yet! We need to do more science!<BR><BR>But the distilled essence of life-ending pain...that's got to be fascinating, right?<BR><BR>Now go get those blood crystals. Science says so! Blood crystals...excellent. I can feel the pain from here. You're not afraid of a little pain, are you?