Hello, friend. Have you given thought to what you can do for the Enlightened Union? Oh, I'm sorry, friend, but it would appear you are not a master, or even a member, of a guild serving the Enlightened Union. In simple terms, this would mean we have nothing to talk about. But have a good day! Hello, friend. Have you ever wondered what the Enlightened Union has in store for you? Hello, friend. Have you heard the good word of the Enlightened Union? Hello, friend. Have you come to pledge allegiance to the Enlightened Union? The vanarch system simply isn't working, is it? So much chaos. The people need more enlightened leadership.