Hm. <PCNAME>, <PCNAME> ... nothing. According to my records, you don't have an account with this bank.
There's no better place than a bank vault to store your spare gear.
We don't care what it is. You can leave it with us.
Go! Enlighten the benighted! We'll keep an eye on your stuff.
We are building a more learned, literate society. This is how communities grow!