Hey, you wouldn't want to help out some fellow soldiers, would you? My comrades and I have a hankering for succulent barbecued pigling, but we've done something to piss off Tapa, the guy who sells it. I think he's off his medication, but the point is, we're hungry! If the mouthwatering aroma of my signature sauce lead you nose-first to my shop, then I have some bad news. I'm fresh out of pork, the preferred special sauce delivery method. Look around. Do you see any piglings? No? Well if you want barbecue, get me some pig! You can find them just about anywhere...anywhere but here, that is. If you hurry, I'll let you let me keep the surplus. There's a ways to go for barbecue, yet! But it's worth the wait, I promise you. It's astounding the lengths folks will go to for my barbecued pigling. Wow, you must really want some barbecue! Hurry back. I have to pack up at some point. Ah, the pig hunter returns. To show my appreciation for all this extra meat you've brought me, I’m going to slice one of these guys up and throw a slab on the grill right away. Won't take a minute. Did you get me some pigling? The more the merrier. Wow! You had to hunt the pigling yourself? There aren't any piglings for miles! You really went above and beyond. Your dedication to the federation is...wow! We're incredibly grateful. You've got new friends for life.