You're very lucky. Not many get the chance to rub shoulders with a world-famous scholar such as myself. Don't feign shock! You know my name! Everyone knows my name.<BR><BR>As it happens, I do have a need for an assistant. There are a number of relics I'm after.<BR><BR>They're not lost—I know precisely where they are. I'll mark them on your map! See? <font color='#0080FF'><A href="markmap:loc=7011#35885.3086,-52341.7695,1646.3262&type=1&name=Relic location"></A></font><NEXTPAGEBUTTON>"You need me to collect them?"</NEXTPAGEBUTTON> You're brighter than you appear. Precisely!<BR><BR>You bring me those relics and I'll make sure you're invited to stand near the building where I give my glorious report.<BR><BR>Time is fame, as they say, so don't dawdle.<BR><BR>I'll be here, doing important things.... Splendidly done. I should consider hiring someone like you more often. This will show those stuffed shirts at the Mysterium how foolish they were to turn away me, Eustace, from their ranks.<BR><BR>At least, I really hope it does. Although it may take me some time to look over these finds. You're wasting valuable time. We need those relics if I'm to be famous!